Here's my fourth poem inspired by trending searches/news/topics online, this one via Yahoo's "Buzz Index." By the way, if you want to buy Zsa Zsa's house, you can get it for just under 15 million bucks. Yikes.
Zsa Zsa Gabor's house
keeps busy while it waits to sell,
doubling as the house
of a Hollywood producer
in a film about Iran.