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Spam and Powerball

My blog came up in some web searches people did for "Powerball poems" after I posted my little found poem about Powerball the other day. If only all my poems were about such heavily searched-for topics.

I received another fun bit of comment-spam the other day, so here's another poem built from spam.

11.30.12

You can still look great
without designer clothing.
You should never pay
much attention to brand names
unless you're a millionaire.

So anyway, to bring this full-circle: if you win Powerball, pay all the attention to brand-name fashion that you want!

Comments

Rebeka said…
Not even ONE number... I was never much into fashion anyway ;-)
Sigh. I could buy a lot more pairs of Converse high-tops and low-tops if I had some lottery winnings.

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